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    joory
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    funny questions...

    Post by joory on Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:08 am

    if u can answer 5 out of 10 questions then lucky u... u r smart....!


    1-If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold as tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?



    2-Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?



    3-Why does your nose run and your feet smell?


    4-If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: Quit while you’re ahead”?



    5-Why do companies offer you free gifts?” Since when has a gift NOT been free?


    6-If a vampire can’t see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?



    7-Why is it when a door is open it’s ajar but when a jar is open isn’t adoor?



    8-Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


    9-Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


    10-Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on Start”?
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    Talib Al_Munawri
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    Re: funny questions...

    Post by Talib Al_Munawri on Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:31 pm

    When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and regretfully upon the closed door that we don't see the one that has opened for us"

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